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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

~ Charles Spurgeon


 

Tags: Lie , Travel , World , Truth , Shoes

Category: Travel , Truth , Wisdom , Funny




Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

~ Francis Bacon


 

Tags: Age , Best , Old , Wood , Author , Wine , Drink , Friends , Trust , Read

Category: Age , Best , Friendship , Brainy , Funny




Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.

~ Satchel Paige


 

Tags: Age , Mind , Matter , Birthday

Category: Age , Life , Birthday , Funny




Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

~ Luis Bunuel


 

Tags: Age , Cheese , Something , Matter , Unless , You

Category: Age , Humor , Funny




Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

~ Unknown


 

Tags: Job , Love , Work , Day , Life

Category: Wisdom , Work , Funny , Life , Love




Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

~ Victor Hugo


 

Tags: Forty , Age , Old , Youth , Fifty

Category: Age , Youth , Funny , Positive , Moving On




Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

~ Albert Schweitzer


 

Tags: Happiness , Good , Health , Memory

Category: Happiness , Good , Health , Memory , Funny




The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

~ Lucille Ball


 

Tags: Age , Secret , Young , Live , Lie , Eat

Category: Age , Life , Funny , Wisdom




The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

~ Stephen King


 

Tags: Trust , Innocent , Liar , Useful , Tool

Category: Trust , Relationship , Funny , Learning , Life




When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

~ Albert Einstein


 

Tags: Funny , Courting , Nice , Girl , Second , Sit , Red-Hot , Cinder , Hour , Relativity

Category: Funny




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